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Brand strategy for technical founders

You can explain your product to an engineer in 30 seconds. We make everyone else get it too. 4 weeks. One outcome. Clarity.

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47
Founders helped
$790M
Raised by clients
4 wks
Average engagement
2.4x
Avg close rate lift

The Difference

What you think vs. what we do

"Marketing" feels like

Cringe LinkedIn posts
Growth hacking BS
"Crushing it" culture
Fake authenticity
Vanity metrics
47-page brand decks
"Let's circle back on the synergies"

What we actually do

Strategy that doesn't make you cringe
Positioning that sells itself
Messaging you'd actually say
A brand that sounds like you
Work that respects your intelligence
3 sentences, not 47 slides
"Wait, that's it? That actually works?"

The result

A brand that closes deals.Not a deck no one reads.
Let's make it happen "Finally, someone who gets it"

The problem

You can explain your product to an engineer in 30 seconds. But put you in front of an investor, a customer, a journalist—

and suddenly it takes 20 minutes and a whiteboard.

68%
of Series A founders say they lost deals because they couldn't explain their product clearly
$147k
average wasted on marketing that didn't work before finding the right positioning
6 mo
average time an agency takes to deliver a brand strategy most founders never use

This isn't a creative problem. It's a clarity problem. And clarity is something you can engineer. Your product has architecture. Your story should too — a messaging system with the same rigour you put into your codebase.

Qualification

This is for you if

Good fit

01

You're a technical founder who built something that works

02

You're Series A to B — product is real but the story isn't landing

03

You've tried agencies, freelancers, or DIY — and it felt wrong

04

You want clarity, not creativity for its own sake. You want it to work.

Not for you

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Pre-revenue or pre-product. Too early. Come back later.

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Looking for social media, ads, or content marketing execution.

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Need a logo or visual identity. We don't do design.

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Want a 47-page brand deck. We deliver 3 pages that get used.

The process

The Optivise Sprint

4 weeks. Clear inputs. Clear outputs. No ambiguity.

01
Week 1

Diagnostic

We audit your positioning across every touchpoint. We interview 3-5 customers, analyze your top 5 competitors, and map the perception gap — the distance between what you think you are and what the market actually hears.

Input: access to your world • Output: the gap
02
Week 2

Architecture

We architect the messaging system: positioning hierarchy, narrative arcs, competitive differentiation matrix, and audience-specific value props. This is structural engineering — where most agencies hand-wave with brand essence pyramids.

Input: the gap • Output: the system
03
Week 3

Pressure Test

We stress-test every claim against real objections. We roleplay investor Q&A, sales conversations, and press interviews. No yes-men. If it doesn't survive honest scrutiny, it won't survive the market.

Input: the system • Output: the truth
04
Week 4

Deployment

You get the deployed system: positioning statement, pitch narratives for every context, homepage copy direction, voice guide, sales narrative framework, and AI discoverability brief. Everything maps to your next 90 days. You ship.

Input: the truth • Output: clarity

What you walk away with

Brand positioning statement (3 sentences max)
Core messaging framework
Competitive differentiation map
Pitch narratives (30s, 60s, 2min)
Homepage copy direction
Voice & tone guidelines (1 page)
Sales narrative framework
AI discoverability brief
Founder positioning strategy
90-day implementation roadmap
2026

Your brand is what AI says about you when you're not in the room.

When someone asks ChatGPT, Perplexity, or Gemini "what's the best tool for X?" — your company either shows up with clear positioning, or it doesn't show up at all.

Most brand agencies don't even know this is a problem. We do, because we're technical. Every sprint includes an AI discoverability audit.

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Narrative coherence0%
Competitive clarity0%
AI citation likelihood0%
Diagnosis: Your site, docs, and founder LinkedIn tell three different stories. AI models are confused. Customers probably are too.

Case study

Before & After

Foundry AI — Series A, developer tools

Before
"We're a next-generation AI-powered platform that leverages cutting-edge machine learning to optimize developer workflows through intelligent automation and seamless integration capabilities."
Investor meetings to term sheet14 months
Homepage bounce rate73%
Sales close rate8%
After
"Foundry AI writes your boilerplate so your engineers can write what matters. Paste your spec, get production-ready code in seconds."
Investor meetings to term sheet3 months
Homepage bounce rate41%
Sales close rate22%

Same product. Different words. $18M Series A closed 4 months later.

Proof

Results, not vibes

"
4 agencies gave me decks full of buzzwords. Optivise gave me 3 sentences that closed my Series A.
SC
Sarah Chen
CEO
"
They told me my messaging was wrong. I was offended for 10 minutes. Then I realized they were right. Close rate doubled.
MW
Marcus Webb
CTO
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We were losing deals because we couldn't explain ourselves. After 4 weeks, our pipeline tripled.
JL
James Liu
Founder
"
Our investors said our new pitch was "refreshingly clear." First time anyone's said that.
EP
Emma Park
COO
"
No fluff, no 47-slide decks. Just exactly what we needed to say and how to say it.
AR
Ana Rodriguez
CEO
"
Finally worked with someone who thinks like an engineer, not a marketer. That's the whole difference.
DK
David Kim
Founder

Investment

Transparent pricing

Less than one bad hire. Faster than one bad quarter.

Entry point

The Diagnosis

$7.5k

90-minute tear-down of your current positioning. Written diagnosis: what's working, what's broken, what's costing you deals.

  • ->90-min deep-dive session
  • ->Written diagnosis report
  • ->Priority action items
  • ->Go/no-go recommendation
1 week
Post-sprint

The System

$12.5k/mo

Monthly positioning check-ins. Messaging updates for new products, markets, fundraising. AI brand monitoring.

  • ->Monthly strategy session
  • ->Messaging updates
  • ->AI brand monitoring
  • ->Async access for reviews
Ongoing, cancel anytime

For context:

vs.
Agency rebrand: $75k-150k / 6 months
vs.
Marketing hire: $150k+/yr / 90-day ramp
vs.
Doing nothing: $500k+ in lost deals/yr

Who we are

We spent a decade building products. Then we had to explain them.

Every agency we hired spoke a different language. They wanted mood boards when we wanted systems. They delivered 47-page decks when we needed 3 sentences. They measured impressions when we needed conversions.

So we learned both languages. The language of building and the language of selling. Now we translate.

We're not an agency. We're not anti-agency. We think in systems: inputs, outputs, feedback loops. We treat brand positioning like architecture, not art. The result is a messaging system that works across investors, customers, press, and AI — because clarity compounds.

The Graveyard

Where marketing promises go to die

⚰️
"We'll go viral"
2019 - 2019
💀
"Thought leadership"
2020 - 2021
🪦
"Growth hacking"
2018 - 2020
☠️
"Synergy"
2010 - 2015
👻
"Engagement"
2016 - 2022
🕯️
"The Algorithm"
2017 - ∞
Side quest

The Reality Check

How much have you been through?

Question 1/60%

Questions

Honest answers only.

Because a marketing person needs a strategy to execute. Without clear positioning, they'll spend 6 months figuring out what to say. We give them the playbook in 4 weeks. Then hire someone to run it.
Probably. If you haven't found product-market fit, your positioning will change. Save the money. Build. Talk to customers. Come back when people are paying and you need to scale the story.
We're technical. We built products before we built brands. We think in systems, not mood boards. We deliver in weeks, not months. And we include AI discoverability — how your brand reads to machines, not just humans.
You probably won't at first. Good positioning often feels uncomfortable because it's honest. If after real discussion you still disagree, we'll revise. If it's truly not working, we'll refund. We've done this twice in 47 engagements.
Anyone who guarantees marketing results is lying. What we guarantee: you'll walk away with a messaging system you actually use. Our repeat rate is 73% — the work speaks by what happens after.
You shouldn't. Not yet. Start with the Diagnosis. $7.5k, one week, no commitment beyond that. You'll know within 90 minutes if we understand your problem. If we don't, we'll tell you who does.

30 minutes.
No pitch. Just clarity.

We'll tell you in 10 minutes if we can help. If we can't, we'll tell you who can. No forms. No follow-up sequences.

Book 30 minutes

Or email hey@optivise.com